So I have a fun game. I'm going to list a bunch of things. Some of them I have done and some I have not. This way I can play true confessions without you knowing which is which, since some of you know me in real life and I don't want you to know for sure what I might have done.
I once . . .
- was in a ltr with one man and got engaged to another
- had one penis in each hand at the same time
- blew up the mailbox of a racist family
- sprayed weed killer all over the lawn of an enemy
- had sex in the exercise room of a hotel
- hit someone's car in a parking lot and didn't leave a note
- used someone's toothbrush to clean the toilet