I Take Weird Quizzes

My ankle was screwed up worse again today so I took a vicodin tonight and now I am wide awake and a little high and bored so I took some quizzes:

What kind of cheese I am

1. Swiss-You're a little out of it. I mean, come on. You're covered in holes, after all.
2. Cheddar-You are the best in the world. Absolutely perfect.
3. American-You're icky alone and you're flat. You're cheap. Also you taste good on burgers.

Which Beatnik I am

1. Lawrence Ferlinghetti
2. William S. Borroughs
3. Allen Ginsberg

Which Biblical character I am

1. Haman
2. Pontius Pilate
3. Abraham

Which historical figure I am

1. Josef Stalin
2. Mao Tse-Tung
3. Bill Clinton

My ideal Medieval job

1. Knight
2. Druid
3. Monarch

Which insect I am

1. Flea
2. Cricket
3. Fly

Which "What About Bob" character I am

1. Bob Wiley
2. Lilly Marvin
3. Sigmund Marvin

Which "Goonies" character I am

1. Chunk Cohen
2. Jake Fratelli
3. Mama Fratelli

Which "Rocky Horror Picture Show" character I am

1. the Criminologist
2. Frank N. Furter
3. Dr. Scott

*Note: Spellings taken from quiz site so don't blame me!