Worst Valentine's Day present ever: a 3-pack of blank VCR tapes.
"But you needed them," he said.
"I need tampons too but I hope you don't get me those for Easter."
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Coping w/Cancer (the sad stuff)
- The Grandmonster Comes for Thanksgiving
- For Jenna and Her Dad
- Fricking Bill Gates. A Post Summary.
- Peaks and Valleys (and Rum and Coke)
- Why I'm a Bad Person on Mother's Day
- The Peaks and Valleys of my Weekend
- Anal F@#k
- I Never Did
- Cancer-Dealers
- Seashells and Siamese Kittens
- Superman: The Dark and Scary Stuff
- Get Your Merry On 2006, Part II
- Get Your Merry On 2006, Part I
- Cuticles and the Peace Corps
- A Bad Week
- . . . There is a Dark Cloud
- Keep on Keeping on
- Irony
- HP, Butterflies, and Mourning
- Keeping It Together, or Losing It
- Bottling Again
- A Decision Made
- Grieving Alone
About Guys, Dating, etc.
- On Sleeping Around
- The Big X, Part I: The Beginning
- The Big X, Part II: The Meat of the Matter
- The Big X, Part III: Interlude
- The Big X, Part IV: Finally, the End
- Is Being Single a Disease?
- Sex and Secrets
- Is a Cheater Always a Cheater?
- Smart Tina and Not So Smart Tina
- Socially Acceptable Polygamist vs. Depraved Sex Maniac
- Catching Up: Guy Got Fired, Tantric Sex, Oxygen Mask
- Crushin on Someone
- Turn-ons: Bald and Homophobic
- Does Size Matter?
- The Damn Russian
- Birthday, a Date, and Rhode Island (P.)
- 2nd Date, Part I: The Dodd Announcement (P.)
- 2nd Date, Part II: Tina is Crazy (P.)
- Endings (P.)
- More Endings (P. and the Big X)
- A Few Miscellaneous Things (P. and my Mike)
- The Aftermath (my Mike)
- Old Lovers
- The Train to Crazy Town, Part I
- The Train to Crazy Town, Part II
- The Musician, Part I
- The Musician, Part II
- The Republican Interlude
- The Musician, Part III
- The Whore Looker
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- For Jenna and Her Dad
- My Life is a Laptop Balanced Precariously on a Bin...
- I'm Feeling Uninspired
- When I Was a POA at Luci's Wedding
- Cat Lovers Beware
- I Make a Hot Toddie
- Learning to Say No
- I am not a Girly Girl
- P.S.
- Sex and Secrets
- Today is a :) Day
- Is Being Single a Disease?
- Things You Can Learn From My Purse
- Addendum to Valentine's Day
- Happy Valentine's Day
- The Big X, Part IV: Finally, the End
- The Big X, Part III: Interlude
- Presence
- The Big X, Part II: The Meat of the Matter
- The Big X, Part I: The Beginning
- On Sleeping Around
- I Pick Losers
- P.S. to the Last
- Notes from Bedrest
- I Have Issues
- I Take Weird Quizzes
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