I'm watching "Airline" on A&E this morning. I freaking love this show! This one woman got her wedding dress run over out on the tarmac. Needless to say, she was a little pissed.
Another one was flying to meet her fiance and get married but she couldn't get on the flight because she was too drunk. Southwest Airlines doesn't let people who drink onto the plane. This would be a problem for me, as I always down 2 drinks before a flight. (I'm ok once we're in the air but the taking off is nerve-wracking for me.) SO note to self: Do not fly Southwest.
Noticing a theme here? Yup. It appeared to be the wedding episode. Which of course did nothing for me because to quote Carrie Bradshaw, I'm missing the bride gene. I have not been planning my wedding since I was a little girl. Even when I was with the Big X, I may have wanted to be married but the getting married part never held my imagination. I would absolutely have eloped if I didn't think it would break my parents' hearts.
I am not a girl. I mean, of course I'm a girl. I have the boobies and the woohoo and I like to make the beast with two backs with boys. But I hate talking on the phone and I don't want to have a wedding and I don't like sad, mushy love stories and I can only stand shopping for so long before I want to shoot someone.
And I like porn (though I wish they made more girl porn-the point of view is so male-oriented) and I like to play video games and I am really good at doing things like hooking up a surround sound system and I am good with tools and I have commitment fears and I like sleeping around.
I sometimes find myself with guys who are very girly and they annoy the piss out of me, being all emotional and clingy and crap. Like, suck it up. Be a man for god's sake! When I'm ready for another relationship, I want a manly man, someone who's not afraid to hide his emotions a bit for a change.
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Nice!
I lke men too
Crap that came out wrong,
i mean i like men who are men not girly guys. Who talk camp and act queer. Can't stand that.
And girls who are more like blokes are good, they still have tits, ass and front bottom, but also the stuff that guys like they actually like too, not js pretend to.
I'm liking reading this site more n more....
And Good call on the porn!
Love crushing jew annon
Yeah that did come out wrong. That's ok since I know you're cute.
It is a slippery slope, Jenna. You better watch yourself. As soon as pantyhose become involved, call me for an intervention!
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